This Mom Got Drunk For The First Time Since She Gave Birth And Discovered This Hilariously Awesome Talent

If you’re like me, then you probably have at least one secret superpower that only emerges once you’re very, very drunk. For instance, I’m surprisingly good at dancing when I’m drunk — and only when I’m drunk. I’m also pretty great at finding restaurants that are open past midnight once I get the munchies.

But this mom’s superpower far exceeds any of my own. After getting drunk for the first time after nine months (after she finally gave birth), she and her friends decided they were craving frozen pizza. And somehow, this happened:

https://twitter.com/josie_grady/status/985260090071638022?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fparenting%2Fmoms%2Fnew-mom-drinks-throw-pizza-twitter%2F

Okay, but seriously, I can’t get over how great that woman’s aim is. And something about their laughter is way too contagious — I can’t stop chortling.

The best laughter is the silent laughter

— lindsay lessard (@lindssaylessard) April 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/ToastHippieee/status/985751730892685317

@JadeVangundy I’m not sure what’s happening but it’s hilarious

— jena (@JenaVangundy) April 16, 2018

God bless drunk people. They really are the most, but also the best.