This Person Overheard Two Women Plotting To Catch Their Cheating Husbands And Live-Tweeted The Whole Damn Thing
I’m going to be honest: my #1 favorite thing to do in the world is to eavesdrop on conversations that have nothing to do with me. I like the ~ drama ~ (especially when I’m not involved whatsoever) and honestly there’s just something so interested about getting such a close look at a stranger’s life. So what if it’s kind of rude? Sue me.
I think this woman would agree with me. Twitter user BJ Colangelo was just chillin’ at an airport bar when she overheard a conversation between two women. But what she heard sounded literally like the plot of the funniest sitcom ever.
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925443262491578368
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925443579601915904
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925444011443277824
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925444114786783232
And live tweet the fuck out of it she did. We got the whole juicy story from her, and we’re obsessed.
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925444656971878403
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925445296078942209
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925445485258858497
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925446801028771841
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925446933400948736
At least the two have a little humor about the situation?
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925447519362015235
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925447781992599557
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925448247992348674
(In case you’re not sure what she’s referring to, it’s called Grace and Frankie and it’s fucking hilarious.)
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925448814634336257
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925449017923919872
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925449463090548737
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450081020600322
Okay, can Shot Lady be my grandma now?
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450489747124224
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450924520288256
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925451371851104256
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925451682439467010
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925452234988630016
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925452926826541056
And that’s where the story ends, but BJ left us with this final note:
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925453124608851968
Honestly I feel so betrayed that I’m never going to find out the end of the story, as is the rest of Twitter. WE NEED TO KNOW.
https://twitter.com/staychad/status/925479764265226242
https://twitter.com/Katie_Krause/status/925469416514510848
https://twitter.com/JoWickham/status/925790018588823557
Maybe we really COULD get a TV show out of this? At least it would give us closure.
https://twitter.com/Jackel_Ramzilla/status/925688181449744384
https://twitter.com/Gromski/status/925756105086652416
I guess we’ll never know what happened to Shot Lady and Gum Lady and their possibly-gay husbands, but damn, that was one hell of a wild ride nonetheless. 
