People Are Tweeting About ‘Mike Pence-Approved Sexy Halloween Costumes’ And They’ll Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

Ah, Halloween, our favorite day to take everything sacred and turn them into sexy costumes that really accentuate our curves. If you don’t have any idea what costume you want to dress down and wow the world in, we might have a few ideas — or, better yet, Vice President Mike Pence might.

In case you don’t remember, Pence has a very weird attitude about women that many people attribute to, I don’t know, hating them. In the past, he’s also been criticized for his refusal to dine with women unless his wife is present for “religious reasons.” So I’m just going to go ahead and assume Pence is not a huge fan of Halloween and the scandalous outfits that go along with it.

So, what would Pence approve of? The Internet couldn’t help but speculate. It all started when Twitter user Krang Nelson decided to tweet about these “Pence-approved ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes.”

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/920069149623242754

Honestly, these are gold, but so are some of the responses, which added onto the list of possibilities.

https://twitter.com/GirlBossJules/status/920069963267887106

https://twitter.com/WeHopeYouAreOK/status/920069631464878082

https://twitter.com/Ezzalenko/status/920069355836076033

https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/920071852080422912

https://twitter.com/WalterFBiela/status/920069357048393728

Some just got a little too real tbh.

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/920070243246108673

https://twitter.com/hitherehaidar/status/920070491351552000

https://twitter.com/Lord_Unseen/status/920114475931496453

Is your sexy Halloween costume Pence-approved? If not, you’re doing great, sweetie.