What do you do if you find out your boyfriend of three years has spent at least one-third of it cheating on you? What if you actually know the girl he’s been cheating with? Honestly, I would have no idea how to handle a situation like that, but Twitter user Ayana The DIVA could give you a tip or two.
When a girl wants to show you a picture of her fine nigga in her phone and she starts pullin up YOUR mans IG page 🙃 pic.twitter.com/kR5HQz7AKi
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Ayana started the thread several days ago and okay, I’ll be honest, I’m obsessed with the drama.
So I just started this new job like 2 weeks ago. All my coworkers been pretty cool. But it's this one girl who I literally just clicked with
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
We act alike, have the same taste in men. (I know this because when they come in the door we both be lookin at each other like) pic.twitter.com/RYNyWwzr9D
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So last week I had a guest who all my female coworkers (hell the men too) were going crazy over. I, didn't think he was all that ..
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
And neither did she. She was like "I know a nigga that looks way better than him." We we're on different sides of the restaurant ..
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
(We're servers by the way). So she was just showing everyone the pic of him and they was all like yeahhh he fine he do look good blah blah
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Mind you this was LAST week. & we had got busy so I never got to see the picture. So tonight, a fine ass CHOCOLATE MAN with a BEARD walks in
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
We give each other the look again. Because we obviously both think he's cute. When he leaves she says "that man was so fine" I'm like yessss
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
While it’s nice to have someone who’s always on the exact same page as you, sometimes it comes with its downsides…
She goes "I forgot to show you the boy I was talkin bout last week" so she pulls out her phone, opens the instagram app….
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The FIRST name in her search bar was my boyfriend's Instagram page … pic.twitter.com/o6NjO5pTrI
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
In my head im literally praying she doesn't click on his page ……..
But she does pic.twitter.com/zgVM9MnxIE
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
… like when you find out you’re in love with the same person.
So I keep it cool and I'm like oh that's (his name) …. you know him???
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I ain't saying his name on here cuz y'all be real quick 😂
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Anyway she like "yeahhh I know him, how you know him?" I'm like no how YOU know him ???? (Laughing and being all fake smiling n shit) pic.twitter.com/WBSe0nfZHI
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She goes "girl that is my booooo" I let her get it out cuz I wanted her to tell me as much stuff as she could before I made my announcement
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So she's like ain't he fine , ain't he fine. Omg how you know him. I just simply replied "we went to middle school and high school together"
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So I'm like " so that's just your boo or your boyfriend" I'm still smiling acting so interested pic.twitter.com/U3mz6bvKSr
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She goes "girl that's just my boo but we talk everyday we might as well be together" pic.twitter.com/yANDaG3TzS
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Bitch, excuse me? At this point, I’m as mad as Ayana is.
So I'm still playing it cool like omgggg that's crazy this world is sooo small. Just as I was about to call an Uber . I just decided to ask
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Her where she lives … she was like I'm in Ellenwood .
I was like omg me too I'm off exit 5
She was like omg me too! pic.twitter.com/wGPfuvOfSd— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So I ask her what is she doing tonight ?
"She was like nothing"
I was like girl come to my house and have a drink !!
She was like okay cool— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The gag is my boyfriend lives with me 🙃
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
You KNOW things are about the get interesting.
So we hop in the car & she telling me about him & all the good times they've been having for the past year (we been together for 3 btw)
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
My boyfriend works at night and gets off at like 1 am so my plan was to have him walk in and see us there. As we're pulling up to my complex
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
It turns out, they have more in common than they think.
She goes "bitch omggg I live here"
Now I'm mad af but I'm keeping calm. It's just hard as hell now. But anyway I'm like "omg WHAT?!"— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She's like "yessss girl this is my neighborhood omfg I'm about to be over your house everyday"
In my head I'm like pic.twitter.com/eJW2iw6Eo0— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
But this DOES answer the question if she's ever been to/in my house. Which she hasn't cuz I'm sure she woulda said something
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So I go "does your man live on this side too? I live with mine maybe we can double date" she's like no he lives an hour away I'm like 🙄 pic.twitter.com/3z0oIsT2Pk
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So girl we pull up at my house she's like this is crazy im only 6 houses down the street (let me find out this nigga be walking to her crib)
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Anyway. We're getting out the car and I see the tv light through the front door. THIS NIGGA HOMEEE hmmm. So I decide to go in through
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The garage to see if the car is in it and yep. So I'm low key hype. I'm like "oh girl I didn't know MY babe was home you can meet him"
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Shit’s about to go down and I am HERE for it.
I walk in fast af . pic.twitter.com/X1rxsAVayv
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
This nigga in the bathroom. 🤦🏽♀️. So I'm like cool. She sits down& I start pouring us glasses of wine. She's like "your house is so pretty"
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I'm all smiling like thanks boo pic.twitter.com/UVRggyoUjf
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I hear him yell from the bathroom like "bae that's you"
"I'm like yea my coworker here we're about to drink , come join us when you done"— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
This nigga comes out the bathroom and comes in the kitchen and sees her … THEIR FUCKING FACES WERE PRICELESS DO YOU HEAR ME!!!
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Let the drama begin!!!!!
His dumb ass gone say "what's up how are you" … she sick af in the face looking at him like pic.twitter.com/0FfwWteKRQ
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She then looks at me and goes "Really Ayana? Why didn't you just tell me ?? This is embarrassing I wouldn't have done you like this"
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I'm like "I WoULdNt HaVe dOnE yOu LyKdIs" pic.twitter.com/5wHybEKemq
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I basically just say "thanks for the ride girl. No hard feelings , you can keep the glass" she really kept my shit and walked out 😂🤣🤣🤣
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Now he lookin at me like pic.twitter.com/aCdSo4hFQM
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I look at him and go "really nigga???? 6 fucking houses down??? Are you fucking stupid or something ????"
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So to fill in the gaps in case you're confused. Me and the girl are BOTH new to the job so he didn't know she worked there yet.
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Ayana’s not putting up with his shit — and thank god, because she shouldn’t.
In case you're wondering he has left the building. I'm currently taking a break from packing up his shit to tweet this story 🙂
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
And I'm calling a locksmith to change the locks. Me and the girl work together tomorrow. I will update yall after I see her.
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
And no im not concerned with him not having anywhere to go… she does only live 6 houses down. 🏠🏡🏠🏡🏠🏡🚶🏿.
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
😒😒😒😒😒 pic.twitter.com/Setf78FBj9
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Luckily, everything worked out well with her coworker, but let’s be real — can’t y’all just be best friends already???
Me and her have talked yall. We are good. She saw the thread …I APOLOGIZED TO HER.
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 11, 2017
Sis probably don't wanna be my friend anymore though ☹️.
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 11, 2017
I'm not mad at her . That's why I wasn't rude. I just had to show her the light . She'll thank me later. We can still be friends she's sweet
— Beyonce’s Thigh Meat (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Oh well, I guess I can’t have everything I want. At least their man got what he had coming, and that justice is enough for me.
This isn’t the first woman to tell the insane story of her significant other cheating on her through a Twitter thread, and she probably won’t be the last. All I can say is that we all deserve better.