15 Shark Tank Pitches That Never Made It To Air
EZsleep: At-home hibernation pods in which users can place themselves in a medically induced coma for an extended period of time
By Zach Arlen
1. A Grownup’s Hope
Adoption center for wayward adults
2. Seniorz
JNCO-style jeans targeted to the 65 and older demographic
3. The Chill Pill
Bar that serves prescription pills instead of drinks
4. iShame
Fitness wristband that audibly body shames users until they reach their workout goals
5. Mr. Cutty
Switchblade for kids
6. Odór
Perfume line with fragrances originating from public transportation hubs around the country
7. Wokester
Dating app where suitors are matched based on the ratio of how little they know about politics to how much they talk about politics on social media
8. PC Tunes
Program that digitally removes the N-word from songs in the user’s music library
9. E-Woofs
Electronic cigarettes for pets
10. EZsleep
At-home hibernation pods in which users can place themselves in a medically induced coma for an extended period of time
11. Make America Hug Again
Human-sized stuffed animals resembling Trump’s cabinet members
12. Harvey
Social media platform where users share content exclusively regarding celebrity personality Steve Harvey
13. Dollar Slave Club
Subscription service in which customers pay 1 dollar per month to receive a personal slave from a third world country of their choosing
14. SafeMobile
Inflatable shells that cover the outside of cars allowing users to drink and drive without fear of extensive automobile damage
15. ACME Corp.
Blatant shell corporation formed entirely to cultivate a successful pump and dump financial scheme