Forget Avril Lavigne, There’s A New Twitter Conspiracy Theory About Lady Gaga And It’s Actually Fucking Terrifying
OK, so I thought the whole “Avril-Lavigne-Died-And-Was-Replaced-By-A-Clone” thing was a little over the top, but that’s like Conspiracy Theory Lite compared to this new one about Lady Gaga. Because honestly, not only is it kind of harrowing, it’s also actually kind of believable.
We’ve seen a lot of “conspiracy theories” on Twitter this week, and a lot of them are actually pretty funny.
Pauly D died in 2010 and was replaced by Michael Cera: a conspiracy thread pic.twitter.com/1UeD03j8aO
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) May 17, 2017
The DOCTOR DIED and was REPLACED by SOMEONE who looks NOTHING LIKE HIM: A CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD. pic.twitter.com/oFi1hDGES0
— Russell T. Dalek (@DalekRusty) May 17, 2017
But this new one about Stefani Germanotta, otherwise known as Lady Gaga, sure isn’t making me laugh.
It starts out simple enough with an explanation about who Lina Morgana is and how Stefani Germanotta relates to her.
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864229350421520386
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864229530604535808
And this is where it starts to get a little dark.
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864229703753883650
So, what does Lady Gaga have to do with this? Twitter user @PRAYINGMANTIS laid it all out for us:
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864229936340635652
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864230435899027458
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864230611661279233
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864230763432161283
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864231080873914368
Apparently, Morgana’s family were pretty skeptical that her death was a suicide. It would seem like a pretty crazy idea if it weren’t for all the strange things surrounding Morgana’s death.
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864231164483186689
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864231293378338817
And a lot of it had to do with Lady Gaga herself.
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864231420067282944
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864231768949477379
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864245231981662212
If that’s not weird enough, there was also something weird about some of Gaga’s lyrics…
https://twitter.com/PRAYlNGMANTlS/status/864262504683364352
I’m not sure if you’re freaking out but I’m FREAKING OUT.
https://twitter.com/nostalgic__geek/status/864546524071677954
Y'all gotta stop w these they fucking w my head lol
— bby t (@toniaserena) May 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/_gisellesoto/status/864234631058608129
https://twitter.com/_u4ria/status/864239253273890816
I’m not saying Lady Gaga killed Lina Morgana, but I’m also not saying she didn’t kill Lina Morgana. Something is definitely weird about this, and I will not rest until I find out. Someone please lmk if they have any more evidence.