This Guy Edits Photos For Free, But He Never Gives People Exactly What They Ask For — And It’s Hilarious

James Fridman is this super nice guy on Twitter who will edit your photos for you — completely pro bono! Just submit your photo with your request, and he’ll whip up the result for you.

For instance, if I were submitting photos, I might ask to look more buff. Or maybe I’d ask to have a better jawline. James will get my request, and dive right into work. Super cool, right?

Well, okay, there’s a little catch. Like a modern day Amelia Bedelia, you gotta be *super* specific about your request or you might not quite get what you were hoping for.

Here are some examples:

This girl wanted her friend to look happier.

This girl wants to look more like a Harry Potter character.

They person wants the monkey to look as happy as the girl in this photo.

Want facial hair? Absolutely no problem.

And they just go on, and on, and on.

He complies with every single request.

The result might just not be quite what you expected.

Want to look more impressive? James can do that.

Photo goofs can totally be erased. It’s that easy.

Even something as specific as becoming a “pussy magnet” is totally possible.

It’s 2017. You can be whoever you want to be — in a photo at least.

These are seriously so hilarious. It just goes to show, you need to be careful what you ask for!

Need some photos touched up for yourself? Check out James on Twitter and ask him to make the adjustments for you.