That’s Not Cute, It’s Creepy: 20 Women Dish On The Annoying Things That Guys Do To Impress Them

"I want someone to kiss me like they're drowning and I'm air. I want them to touch me with reverence. I want them to look into my eyes while we make love and tell me afterwards how they changed color. I want them to hold me like I'm some precious, delicate thing, but fuck me…

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1. Constantly talking about what a ‘nice guy’ you are.

“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are _> you are the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you are at or below ‘average looking,’ girls know it; they’ll assume you had to develop some personality to compensate—let this shine through in your actions do not talk about it.”

cromemako83


2. When guys talk about how much they love eating girls out.

“When guys talk about how much they love eating girls out. And then when I say that I don’t enjoy receiving oral sex they tell me that I just haven’t been with someone that knew what they were doing. I’m pretty sure I know what I like and what I don’t like, and what I like is to give pleasure and not to receive it.”

Sportslov3r


3. Giving me gifts when we’re not even friends or lovers.

“Giving me gifts regularly. It feels like you’re trying to bribe me into a friendship or relationship, and I don’t like that feeling at all.”

Mastifyr


4. Telling me to smile.

“Telling me to smile when I have a straight face or when I’m frowning.”

imNotAnAnimal


5. Not understanding what ‘no’ means.

“No does not mean convince me or maybe, it means no.”

Coyoten



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