36 Little Insights That Perfectly Reflect Your Hot Mess Of A Life
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Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) March 28, 2015
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/735940311097085952
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/763094249759838209
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WIFE: Your life as a YouTube star is tearing us apart
ME: What makes you say that? Let me know in the comments
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) June 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/762431840879644674
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/761591806400143364
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/761281577380827136
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/761280023034683392
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/759801987642687488
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/758731148939829249
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doctor: your wife has gone into labour
me: oh no
wife (yelling from a distance): RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) July 24, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/756492024560300032
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/755394219124981760
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/754464539228278785
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/753992567356727296
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/753383156334473216
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/752851651178799104
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/752583503674355712
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/751768455032893440
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/751480008225337346
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It was easier to pick a career when the only choices were farming and witchcraft
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) July 3, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/749606873767170048
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/749241329629081601
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/747443182816768000
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/747109499639472128
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me: lord if you’re up there, give me a sign
booming voice from above: LOG OFF
me: that could’ve been anyone
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) June 24, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/745715987576557568
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*sees tweet expressing an opinion*
Ah, an invitation to argue, directed specifically to me— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) June 22, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/745281033117917185
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GF: If you don't stop pretending to be a news anchor I will leave you
ME (into the camera): Breaking: my heart
— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) June 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/743248248035434497
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/741379518414258176
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/740701505427099648
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/738175170444070915
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/738011997648748545
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[greeting aliens]
Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut— Political Science B.A. (@InternetHippo) June 1, 2016
