50 Types of Sex Women Actually Want To Have

1. Long, sweet hugs that turn into sex.
2. Sex that starts with getting pushed against a wall.
3. Sex over the phone. Without emojis or grammatical errors.
4. Sex in the rain. It’s like kissing in the rain, only better.
5. Sex where we’re called beautiful instead of called a dirty little slut.
6. Sex with intense eye contact the entire time.
7. Sex with multiple orgasms.
8. Or really, sex with even just one orgasm.
9. Sex on a bed filled with rose petals.
10. Sex where he unhooks our bra on the first try.
11. Sex that makes us feel like the hottest woman on the planet.
12. Sex where the cat doesn’t jump on the bed and interrupt.
13. Sex where he doesn’t try to pressure us into anal.
14. Sex that only consists of oral. And we’re the only one getting it.
15. Sex where he whimpers our name. Then screams it.
16. Sex that we actually initiated.
17. Sex where he doesn’t act immature when we queef.
18. Sex with foreplay. Hours of it.
19. Sex in the middle of the boring scene of a rom-com.
20. Sex where he doesn’t try any ridiculous porno moves.
21. Sex where he doesn’t take two seconds to orgasm.
22. Sex where he doesn’t take two hours to orgasm.
23. Sex with a vibrator.
24. Sex with soft man moans.
25. Sex with a shitload of sexual tension.
26. Slow sex with tender kisses on the lips.
27. Sex with clit action.
28. Sex where we look like a mess but are told we look majestic.
29. Sex where he actually pays attention to what turns us on and off.
30. Sex with another lady. We all want to try it.
31. Sex where he lets us keep the lights off, because we feel bloated.
32. Sex with lube. Enough to keep us comfortable.
33. Impromptu sex we didn’t expect to have.
34. Sex in a bubble bath surrounded by candles.
35. Sex where he does all of the work.
36. Sex with someone who will actually call us the next day.
37. Sex on clean sheets that he just finished washing.
38. Sex in positions that don’t break our back.
39. Sex where he actually stops when we tell him to stop.
40. Sex in public. A book store or library would be ideal.
41. Animalistic sex that makes the bed creak.
42. Sex overlooking the water.
43. Sex without roommates barging inside.
44. Sex where he agrees to use a condom the first time we ask.
45. Sex that ends with hours of cuddling.
46. Sex where we’re lifted up in the air.
47. Secluded sex where we’re free to make as much noise as we want.
48. Sex with our favorite song playing in the background.
49.Sex with a celebrity.
50. Sex with someone we’re deeply, madly in love with.