27 Signs You And Your BFF Are (Kind Of Deranged But Also) Friendship Goals

1. You send each other inspirational messages that speak directly to the heart (and vagina).

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2. You rely on each other for that extra nudge you need to burn your ex’s house down.

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3. You always have each other’s back when it comes to dealing with fuckboys.

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4. Plus, she’ll tell you when you’re being totally insane.

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5. You’re not afraid to admit it’s kinda nice when guys grab your ass.

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6. Or that you’ve made a drunken mistake (or fifty).

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7. You can brag about being a legit hoe without fear of judgment.

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8. Because you both know that a successful weekend is sometimes marked by the need to ice your vag.

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9. You lean on each other for BJ tips.

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10. And there’s no hiding behind the truth about how to make a guy like you.

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11. Like, at all.

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12. You touch base mid date whenever necessary (pretty much always).

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13. You can count on each other to call it like it is when he doesn’t bother screenshot’ing your nudes.

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14. Or when he fails to text you back in an appropriate timeframe.

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15. You also have someone to share in the joy of fucking over his ex.

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16. When you like his ‘d’ more than him, you get to be honest about it.

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17. You’re also straight when you just want to get laid.

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18. Ditto to the spit-or-swallow debate.

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19. When a dude acts lame, you reassure each other he’s not worth tolerating.

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20. Especially if he’s a dumb, pussy chasing douchebag.

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21. You’re truthful about everything, really, including your need for booze to actually feel anything.

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22. The only person you trust more than your BFF is your drunk self.

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23. You reassure each other that the only reason you’re still single is that you’re both smart AF.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8UFL2FKkHC/?taken-by=betch_texts

24. If you’re gonna bother with guys, you know you have to have three in rotation at all times.

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25. Together, you’ve figured out exactly what love is.

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26. But you’re in no damn rush to get married, let alone have a baby.

https://www.instagram.com/p/2_uM8yKkDU/?taken-by=betch_texts

27. And you don’t waste compliments on dudes because you’d rather save them for each other.

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