‘You’re Not Putting That Thing Inside Me’: 17 Women On When A Penis Is Just TOO Big

“We are talking 12" and the diameter of a Coke can. I actually felt badly for him.”

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Alf Santos

1. IF A GUY CAME NEAR ME WITH A TEN-INCH PENIS I’D PROBABLY RUN AWAY SCREAMING

“I’m sorry but if a guy came near me with a 10″ penis I’d probably run away screaming….That just sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaay too frickin’ big.”

2. TWELVE INCHES AND THE DIAMETER OF A COKE CAN

“It has only happened to me once and the size alone made me not even want to try. We are talking 12″ and the diameter of a Coke can. I actually felt badly for him.”

3. ANYTHING OVER SEVEN INCHES HURTS

“Anything over 7 inches hurts. I like wider dicks better than long pencils. If a man knows what to do with it, any size works. I had a guy once and his dick was only 4 inches but his tongue was amazing. I think he could stick his tongue deeper in than his dick. I had the best orgasms ever with that boy. Never should have broken up with. Some girl is smiling right now with that tiny dick.”

4. HE HAS A REALLY THICK PENIS (THINK LARGE CUCUMBER)

“My current guy and I get along great, but we may not be sexually compatible. He has a really thick penis (think large cucumber), and I seem to be too small! We have not had successful intercourse because it hurts me way too much.”

5. I CAN WALK AWAY FROM A BIG DICK FAR MORE EASILY THAN A BIG BRAIN

“It was a few years ago now, so I don’t recall every detail, but what I remember is that the first time we did it, he was on top of me, and then he was inside me, and he was huge. Bigger than anyone I’d ever been with. ‘And I’m only halfway in’ he said proudly. Clearly, he knew just how unusual his package was. ‘Really?’ I asked. I quickly got my answer, when he proceeded to thrust deeper into me and I winced. It wasn’t painful exactly, but it wasn’t comfortable, and it certainly wasn’t sexy….I can walk away from a big dick far more easily than a big brain.”

6. I RAN AROUND THE ROOM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN

“I have just entered into a relationship with a man. His penis is very large. It is nine inches long. When I tried to have sex with him, I told him that I couldn’t manage it. I tried, but I told him I can’t do it again. I did not enjoy having sex with him. Although he tried to take his time, it was very painful. I ran around the room for more than an hour trying to get away from this man.”

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