10 Tweets About Ducks That Will Make You Laugh Right Now

1.

https://twitter.com/markleggett/status/294742334350958592

2.

a group of ducks are gathered around a ouija board. the glass slowly moves, B-R-E… *the ducks tense up* …A-D *ducks go fuckin nuts*

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) July 8, 2013

3.

https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/571320716148252672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

4.

*sticks bread all over clothes and goes to the park*
*ducks peck away at bread to reveal Go Ducks sweatshirt*
*ducks go fuckin nuts*

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 7, 2014

5.

https://twitter.com/trentistweeting/status/551487197916827648

6.

Duck internet search history:

Bread
Bread pudding?
what is "breadwinner"
how to become breadwinner
where to win bread
Duck boobs
Free bread

— Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) July 30, 2014

7.

https://twitter.com/michaeljhudson/status/350061399424237568

8.

Duck Negotiator: Ok, so we get to live in your parks and you guys will bring us free bread

Humans: Can we pet you at least?

Duck: Fuck no

— Jason (@longwall26) July 3, 2014

9.

"Yes, that should fit the bill" -guy shopping for a muzzle for his duck

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 16, 2014

10.

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/496313041403658240

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