How To Tell If You’re A Shitty Person, According To Your Zodiac

No one likes feeling angry. It’s unpleasant and leaves you with a throbbing headache, flushed cheeks, and the urgent need to punch someone. So why do we do it to other people?

Well, sometimes they deserve it. Maybe they pissed you off and you want to return the favor. Maybe they upset someone you care about deeply and you want revenge. Or maybe they’re just terrible people.

One way to figure out how to piss them off is by looking at their zodiac signs, which influence most of our personality traits.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries love taking the lead and are often very self-involved. When you tell them that they’re wrong or try to take over a task they’ve claimed as their own, you will incur their wrath. If you try to tell them what to do they will most likely ignore you just to spite you.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus may be loyal and patient, but they’re also incredibly stubborn. If you force them to do what they don’t want to do, they won’t do it. Taurus are also not fans of spontaneity. They want things in order, so if you try to mess that up they will hold it against you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini is clever and witty but also a bit superficial. They love to talk, so if you ignore them or refuse to acknowledge their presence they will take it as a personal offense.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer may be loyal and dependable, but they’re very sensitive and guarded. If you purposely hurt their feelings or invalidate their emotions, don’t expect them to forget about it later on. They will always remember what you did.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leo is vain, territorial, and lives on admiration. Telling them that they don’t matter, bragging about being better than them, and trying to lower their self-esteem will get you on their bad side.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Out of all the signs, Virgo is the most analytical and logical. They don’t like it when you tell them their logic is wrong or makes zero sense. If you mess up any careful planning they’ve meticulously researched and put together, they will resent you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libra, much like Gemini, is superficial and craves the presence of other people. Don’t ignore them or they won’t be happy.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio feels emotions intensely, so when you hurt their feelings they will feel it full force to the point of crying. And if you tell them to stop crying, they’ll cry even more.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It actually takes a lot to piss off a Sagittarius since they tend to look at the good in a bad situation. But, as being independent is in their nature, they hate it when you tell them what to do.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn is also independent and self-sufficient so they prefer to do things their own way. Don’t force them to do something differently or criticize the way they do things. If you do, they won’t be happy

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius is stubborn. They hold on to their beliefs strongly so don’t tell them their beliefs are wrong with no explanation. Like Gemini and Libra, they don’t like it when you ignore them.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Out of all the signs, Pisces is the most sensitive and self-pitying. Your insults will severely hurt their feelings and you’ll most likely lose their trust.