30 Hilarious Photos Of Inanimate Objects That Mildly Resemble A Penis Freud would be proud of us! By Harold Holger Updated 9 years ago, August 19, 2015 1. Must’ve been a giant or something. Source: Imgur 2. When you see it… Source: Imgur 3. That’s what happens when I watch Baywatch! Source: Imgur 4. Yo! Gabba Gabba! Check this out! Source: Imgur 5. I prefer cucumbers. Source: Imgur 6. Putting frosting on it must’ve been fun. Source: Imgur 7. I’m thankful for this photo. Source: Imgur 8. Some mug. Source: Imgur 9. Source: Imgur 10. Bubble sword for kids… Or a sex toy? Source: Imgur 11. THIS IS WHY CATS WILL CLAW AT YOUR DICK. Source: Imgur 12. I’ve never heard of ‘Choking the clam’ before. Source: Imgur 13. Talk about disappointing. Source: Imgur 14. His milkshake brings all the giraffes to the yard… Source: Imgur 15. Those Vikings sure did love their phallic humor. Source: Imgur 16. Speaking of Scandinavian dick humor, check out this tree from IKEA. Source: Imgur 17. Tony, get that shoe off your dick! Source: Imgur 18. Deer. They will eat your trees and leave you with this giant ‘Fuck You.’ Source: Imgur 19. ‘Pipe’ Source: Imgur 20. This ice cream IS magic. Source: Imgur 21. Jump for joy when you get an erection while flying. Source: Imgur 22. Swedes sure do love their penis-shaped objects. Source: Imgur 23. Even Mother Nature is in on it. Source: Imgur 24. This is from an elementary school. Source: Imgur 25. ‘P’ & ‘P’ Source: Imgur 26. Yet another example of getting screwed. Source: Imgur 27. Poorly placed thumb. Source: Imgur 28. What’s wrong with this limp cactus? Source: Imgur 29. Enough bones to grow a bush. Source: Imgur 30. Apparently I’ve been drinking space jizz? Source: Imgur