29 Terrible (But Hilarious!) Real Estate Photos That Defy All Logic
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The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular. http://t.co/maFBefYw2Y pic.twitter.com/0qlNLhV85t
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) August 24, 2014
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Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on. http://t.co/maFBefYw2Y pic.twitter.com/HeOWag34EX
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) September 1, 2014
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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts. http://t.co/3rpXJ17GQZ pic.twitter.com/2p9WYwpNC1
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) May 8, 2014
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For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use. http://t.co/xlUG9cqN7J pic.twitter.com/k7wbOf4dri
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) April 22, 2014
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That wonderful feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start. http://t.co/xlUG9cqfib pic.twitter.com/7IyF5ahNrN
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) February 10, 2015
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Ah, the parties we used to have. Do you remember the one when we murdered everybody?: http://t.co/xlUG9cHQ9J pic.twitter.com/BPh2Eygucz
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) November 10, 2013
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On cold winter nights there's nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet. http://t.co/539TJuv2Cg pic.twitter.com/wv77djGA8O
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) November 25, 2014
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If you don’t mind defocating in a kitchen, you won’t mind doing it next to a large window. http://t.co/3rpXJ17GQZ pic.twitter.com/AdHPAysXJE
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) May 7, 2014
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Sometimes when you lose your keys it’s easier just to buy a new door. http://t.co/maFBefYw2Y pic.twitter.com/0r8CaNh0AQ
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) August 22, 2014
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What does the fox say? It says “I’m the size of a fully grown man and I'm not sure I’m a fox” http://t.co/xlUG9cqN7J pic.twitter.com/W8T38qMez4
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) April 7, 2014
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Cerberus, the demon dog who guarded the entrance to Hades, was sometimes allowed on the bed. http://t.co/3rpXJ17GQZ pic.twitter.com/rfDtoRAlHC
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) June 7, 2014
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Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30. http://t.co/xlUG9cqfib #realestate pic.twitter.com/iJaHCUIc18
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) February 14, 2015
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Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown. http://t.co/3rpXJ17GQZ pic.twitter.com/njjqSzl3Pp
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) July 9, 2014
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Toilet paper is more traditional, and considerably less dangerous. http://t.co/xlUG9cHQ9J pic.twitter.com/Ee5NwnM6o5
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) September 4, 2014
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Part of a modern art installation entitled “Things are looking up”. http://t.co/3rpXJ17GQZ pic.twitter.com/ovVIo6Qo0u
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) July 10, 2014
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Something about this picture suggests a certain lack of confidence in that stove. http://t.co/xlUG9cHQ9J pic.twitter.com/sV41Lx6KqW
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) January 7, 2014
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Awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences http://t.co/xlUG9cqN7J pic.twitter.com/zcJTyXzprI
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) April 30, 2014
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Even in his 20s, psychologists were baffled by Peter’s irrational fear of steam locomotives. http://t.co/maFBefYw2Y pic.twitter.com/FQYVvtbZQo
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) November 1, 2014
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It can come back inside when it’s ready to apologise to the coffee table. http://t.co/maFBefYw2Y pic.twitter.com/Lh5ZVIcg50
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) October 26, 2014
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Thanks, but I'll take the couch. pic.twitter.com/1aKGPNnqOx
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) June 24, 2015
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In the event of a fire, cross your fingers and hope the laundry chute works. pic.twitter.com/W8DgBFpoRd
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) May 4, 2015
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There are times when open-plan living is neither practical nor appropriate. #realestate http://t.co/akhPl3Vixh pic.twitter.com/Bc7YDUIn4K
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) April 19, 2015
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I’m no expert, but won’t you need a window?http://t.co/tJi2dZSiul #realestatetrends #realestate pic.twitter.com/zUspyg0Nzh
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) March 31, 2015
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The bathroom is so well-appointed it interferes with the fabric of reality. http://t.co/tJi2dZSiul #realestatehumor pic.twitter.com/vbiRq62moX
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) March 11, 2015
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Part of Mark Rothko's little-known series "Crummy Interiors, Grey and White" http://t.co/xlUG9cqfib #realestate pic.twitter.com/MPV6mVynkV
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) March 4, 2015
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Betty’s pretty much the perfect cleaner. As long as you don’t mind being stared at. #realestateagents pic.twitter.com/CJgtwN2o6R
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) July 5, 2015
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George, didn't you promise you'd go bowling this afternoon? #realestate http://t.co/539TJuv2Cg pic.twitter.com/3WRp5Kdvq4
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) December 3, 2014
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It's rare to see such a fine example of the classic "basement during an earthquake" approach. http://t.co/539TJuv2Cg pic.twitter.com/FJSPS9lQfa
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) January 10, 2015
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"I swear, they’ve left me in charge and the price is 3,000 dog biscuits and a chew stick" http://t.co/539TJuv2Cg pic.twitter.com/mwdnGIXH0F
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) December 16, 2014
