5 Of My Sassiest Tinderactions
My tinderactions are comprised exclusively of sass and disdain.
1.
#confusedwithoutcoitus
2.
Translation: No.
P.S. I’m eating a lot of pie this weekend and you are not invited.
3.
Writer’s Note: Truthfully, if it doesn’t have more veggies (or fruit?) than other stuff (i.e. mayonnaise) then it does not qualify as a salad. However, I totally respect your ability to call a bunch of potatoes with other things a salad; I like potatoes.
4.
Aside from my evident grammar mistake, this is some quality literature. I genuinely see a TV sitcom being inspired by this interaction.
5.
No?
Thanks.
Bye.