A Comprehensive List Of Things White Girls Get Away With
- Not shaving legs
- Freeing nipples
- Leggings as pants
- Yoga
- Raw diets
- Juice cleanses
- Detoxing
- Turning periods into art
- “Feminist” underwear
- Granny panties as a trend
- Writing about granny panties for the New York Times
- Shoplifting
- Not apologizing
- Relating to Winona Ryder on a cerebral level
- Nude lipstick
- Frosted lipgloss
- Every shade of red lipstick
- Writing think-pieces on how hard it is to be beautiful
- Lena Dunham, in general
- The “Some Of My Best Friends Are Black” Excuse
- Not shaving armpits
- Not showering
- Wearing weaves without being called “ghetto”
- Partaking in “ghetto” culture without being dubbed “ghetto”
- Judgement
- Organic deodorant
- Hobo Chic
- Boho Chic
- Normcore
- Female Gaze
- Puppies in purses
- White Girl Wasted
- Not apologizing
- Beach hair
- Cultural appropriation
- Casual racism
- Reverse racism
- Dancing on tabletops at the club
- Body shots
- Designated ugly fat friends
- Race-specific feminism
- Anything in the name of feminism
- Walking barefoot in public spaces
- Ascribing to Myers Briggs types
- Subscribing to Susan Miller, ironically
- Being against gentrification
- Classifying predominantly non-gentrified areas as “scary”
- Irony, in general
- Breaking and entering
- Not apologizing
- Writing think-pieces defending their right to season-specific Starbucks beverages
- Videos of themselves rapping to Lil Wayne while stuck in traffic
- Dreads
- Cornrows
- Flower crowns
- Feather headdresses
- Majestic headpieces
- Feeling threatened by non-white men
- Being one-sixteenth Native American
- Being one-sixteenth anything
- American Apparel
- Spray tans
- Writing think-pieces on how hard it is to be privileged
- Murder
- Hating parents
- Asian sidekicks
- Traveling to Third World countries for spiritual awakenings
- Bad decisions
- Bad credit
- Getting a pony
- Not giving rap awards to Nicki Minaj
- Giving rap awards to Iggy Azalea
- Being the standard for beauty
- Not apologizing
- Being a White Girl