When you’re served food at a restaurant, you’re expecting a plate, right?
A plate like this, perhaps?
Not on a license plate or a toilet bowl…
Or something square, but still a plate.
Or a deeper dish to hold the sauce.
But there are places that actually do these things. I know, right? HEATHENS. Here are a couple of examples of this…intolerable behavior:
."@nadir333: @WeWantPlates soft tacos served on a license plate pic.twitter.com/rbH0aM5DpZ”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 13, 2015
Mmmm! Skimmed lager! "@eSchettler: @WeWantPlates Forget jars of beer, how about milk jugs? pic.twitter.com/jMHjnFH19m”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 13, 2015
R U OK hun? "@Raw0909: @WeWantPlates Me and @adehipkiss ordered burgers. They came out on chopping boards… pic.twitter.com/5Z7tBwlE2A”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
Mushy peas used as glue, brilliant. "@HarcourtJane: I mean really. The paper went soggy & stuck to the fish. pic.twitter.com/GxjQM8jGLk”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
Ahh, pint-glass chips. *jabs fork in arm* "@MattS1970: 2 disgraceful examples. What next? Chilli in a hubcap? http://t.co/6ZV0aX39ue”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
That's… a clock… right? "@myweku: #WeWantPlates @wewantplates
We Want Plates http://t.co/GWhdQpfGtz pic.twitter.com/Ua3oS53qTH”— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
."@ornacunningham: Candy floss on a carnival cart anyone? @WeWantPlates pic.twitter.com/DExwcUqaw1”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
What would Desmond Douglas make of this? "@corinpearce: mini burgers served on a ping pong bat? Hard to beat pic.twitter.com/28AqmLSqW1”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
"Art is what you can get away with" – Andy Warhol. "@lamaison87: Dessert in an old soup can on a picture frame pic.twitter.com/y2A1pIyOEU”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
."@mapplepie: @WeWantPlates The Botanist in Leeds at the weekend. Added protein with REAL sawdust! #pate #scampi pic.twitter.com/wmQK3qA6jQ”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
."@alienpmk: Halloumi and wedges on a board with wedges in a tin can. @WeWantPlates Birmingham pic.twitter.com/sgqLbQV3PV”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
Sweet Jesus. "@huw_tube: Bucket of peas? Sandwiches on a bookcase? One for @WeWantPlates (bookcase pic @K8OKTO) pic.twitter.com/9HFeLXa12l”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
I'd give the ice cream a miss. http://t.co/3u3iMltzad pic.twitter.com/K8tsYcmwmv
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
Beef curry in a toilet bowl, anyone? http://t.co/b1XtOBitPf #wewantplates pic.twitter.com/Mjihro2FuM
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 12, 2015
Oh for the love of God, Rob. "@RobFreeman: .@WeWantPlates A fry-up on a shovel. pic.twitter.com/u2lbyFziKG”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 11, 2015
So… many… questions. "@Clanders0n: @WeWantPlates Not particularly practical. http://t.co/QMQ1klFgyQ” #wewantplates
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 11, 2015
."@ElizabethOnFood: yoghurt ice cream "brush", mint-eucalyptus crème "paste" and a G&T at German 2-star restaurant pic.twitter.com/gGkBtQiD6f”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 11, 2015
Once more for the latecomers, highlight of the day from @MarinaOLoughlin – thanks for the bread in a flat cap. Ew. pic.twitter.com/yD8mSFNrnc
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 10, 2015
Confirmation of the Bread Slippers of Switzerland. You're welcome. #wewantplates pic.twitter.com/cH5CEHSDOc
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 10, 2015
Blimey, looks sharp! "@jme129: @WeWantPlates the little pieces of butter were served on a broken bathroom tile. http://t.co/YMdenxPDi8”
— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 10, 2015
Wow, talk about ridiculous!