1. I was in my room when I heard someone moaning. I thought someone was having sex in the room next to me and I quickly rubbed one out while listening to it. It wasn’t a couple having sex. It was a squeaky ceiling fan.

– Brett, 24

2. There was this girl that went to my college — she had this really red hair, and this one time, she wore this bright blue dress. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

– Ian, 29

3. Lola, from Space Jam.

– Dylan, 22

4. My dog licking my hand.

– Josh, 20

5. There was a news anchor on channel 11 and my god, for some reason, her voice just got me going.

– Sean, 23

6. Crying girls…

– Travis, 26

7. I was in line to get coffee and a really tired-looking woman came in sweatpants. I had to hide my boner with my coat.

– Hank, 28

8. Ears. Who’d have thought.

– Ethan, 26

9. A girl I was sleeping with randomly choked me. I had the most intense orgasm after.

– Rob, 21

10. I get a solid boner listening to Blonde Redhead. I don’t know why.

– James, 27

11. Bus rides. The vibrations fucking get me.

– Dean, 28

12. My girlfriend chewed me out when I broke something of hers. I got turned on like crazy for some reason. It was humiliating.

– Walter, 28

13. When girls miss a button on their shirt.

– Pete, 20

14. The way my professor used to chew on her pencils. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

– Xavier, 25

15. I saw a video where this woman is doused in milk. It was disgusting, but so…hot.

– Chris, 25