Perverted Scientists Finally Catch A Panda Bear Masturbating On Camera

In what may be the world’s biggest news…ever, scientists have finally filmed a panda bear masturbating in front of a camera with a bamboo shoot in its other hand. Talk about hedonism, because this panda knows what’s up. Eating and masturbating? That’s a whole new level in the bear-stratosphere. Here’s what you need to do. Share this with every single friend you know, because let’s be really honest here: How many times will you ever witness a panda bear masturbating? The answer? Well, let’s leave that up to the scientists that filmed this.