11 Hilarious Types Of Drunk Texts We’ve All Received At Some Point

There’s nothing that will make you question the depths of a friendship more than getting a drunk text from them in the middle of the night. As insane as the texts can be, they usually fall into one of the eleven categories. We created a sample of each and suspect you’ve probably gotten — and if we’re being honest, sent — quite a few of these in your life:

1. The Play-By-Play:

2. The Ominous Location:

3. Ms. Memory Bank:

4. The White Knight:

5. “Did You Leave?”:

6. Possibly Alcohol Poisoning, Possibly FBI Informant Code:

7. The Wild Card:

8. The Bro Love:

9. Silicon Valley:

10. The One That Got Away:

11. The Pocket Dial or Tequila Shots?: