How Would The Girl In LFO’s Song “Summer Girls” Respond To The Lyrics?

Yeah…I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember? I do!
…when we met..That summer?? Yep!

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits They sure did!
Chinese food makes me sick. Awww babe! I forgot about that, I could have picked up something else.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer Well hopefully not anymore! Hehe
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I haven’t had any since 2004, but I can buy some more?
I’d take her if I had one wish, You’re the SWEETEST
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer But I’m back now!!!

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span, Is this something I can buy?
Met you one summer and it all began The best summer ever!
You’re the best girl that I ever did see, Baaaabe!!!
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 He was pretty great! Why bring that up though?
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet That’s a condition, I had a cleft lip as a kid…
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Mostly about young boys though!
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby If it’s okay with you, I’d really rather not.
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Can we go back to the Larry Bird thing for a minute?
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home, Well, I mean, I had to go back home to like…go to school and stuff. Did you live at the camp year round?
Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone I don’t see why this applies, but it’s nice you remember that!
Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speaking Are you talking about me or Larry Bird now?
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton Again, why bring this up?
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch It was a good line, but—then again—we were 13 and it was 1999.

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer You said this earlier. Again, I’m really sorry I picked up the Chinese food.

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Sweetheart are you okay? Are you having a stroke?
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, You graduated though, right?
Always been hip to the B-boY Style You mean…after 1994?
Known to act wild and make girls smile, I’ll smile if you just stop bringing up the Chinese food.
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl You should really check out some new music. Have you heard of Spotify?
Remind me of you because you rock my world Well that’s nice. Can we talk about you getting your GED, though?
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow I sure do…
They drink lemonade and speak real slow That’s kind of offensive…
You love hip hop and rock n roll We don’t have to discuss every aspect of my life, do we?
Dad took off when you were 4 years old Okay, that’s kind of personal, I’d rather not talk about that right now..
There was a good man named Paul Revere Well at least you made it to American History!
I feel much better baby when you’re near Wait, why did you randomly mention Paul Revere?
You love fun dip and cherry Coke, Not as much as I used to. I’m 27 now…
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke I didn’t laugh at that joke. It was super racist.
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Yeah, this line doesn’t really work anymore…

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike YOU’RE the one who stole my bike!? My grandfather built that for me. I was grounded for 3 months when I got back!!! Why did you do that!?

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks This seems like a recipe for disaster.
My mind takes me back there oh so quick Yeah…I’m starting to wonder if this is such…
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet That’s a really specific reference, I’m starting to wonder if you’re bringing these things up just because they rhyme with the next line.
Think about that summer and I bug, cause I miss it Yep. That’s what I thought.
Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, Now you’re just doing a Mad Lib
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees A bunch of trees? Are you drunk?
Call you up but what’s the use See, I THOUGHT I left you my number. But you never called back! What the hell?
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose Really? That’s probably my favorite Kevin Bacon movie. How do you feel about ‘Quicksilver’?
Came in the door I said it before, I think I’m over you
but I’m really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch You’re really proud of that line, huh?

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so, Did you just call me so-so?
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Yeah…that’s kind of misogynist…
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike Ok this is over. I want my fucking bike back.