28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes
Which Obscure Biblical Passage Will Become the Cornerstone of Your Impending Insanity?
By Ted Pillow
- Which Cigarette Additive Are You?
- How Long Can This Misery Possibly Last?
- Which Disney Princess Has Your Father Become Post-Vasectomy?
- Which Member of the 1896 Cleveland Spiders Are You?
- Which of Your Sins Can’t Jesus Forgive?
- Where in Sacramento Should You Live?
- Can You Tell the Difference between These Pictures of Mammals Giving Birth and Danny DeVito Squinting?
- What Toni Braxton Song Should You Name Your Child After?
- Which Supreme Court Justice Should You Hook Up With?
- Are You a Real Grand Funk Railroad Fan?
- Which Sex Position Were You Conceived With?
- What’s Inside of an Eggroll, Anyway?
- Which Member of Cannibal Corpse is Your Soul Mate?
- Which Obscure Biblical Passage Will Become the Cornerstone of Your Impending Insanity?
- Can You Guess Whether These Possums Are Really Dead or Just Pretending?
- Which Expendables Cast Member is Your Spirit Animal?
- Where Should You Hold Your Mother’s Intervention?
- Which Brutal Dictator is Your Bestie?
- Which Kid Rock Song Tells Your Future?
- Which Self-Destructive Shia LaBeouf Tweet Are You?
- Isn’t There Something More Productive You Could be Doing Right Now?
- How Many People Would Even Notice if You Died?
- Which Symptom of Postpartum Depression Are You?
- Which Death Penalty Method is Your Boyfriend?
- What Does Your Favorite Apostle Say About Your Sex Life?
- Seriously, What the Fuck’s Your Problem?
- Are These Close-up Photos of Barbara Walters’ Throat Bothering You?
- By the Way, What’s Your Social Security Number?
