What Would Article Headlines Look Like If Dogs Ran The Internet?

1. I Don’t Like My Belly To Be Rubbed And That Should Be My Choice

2. A Local Dog Noticed His Tail And Began Chasing It; What Happens Next Will Shock You

3. 20 WTF Moments When Someone Pretended To Throw A Tennis Ball

4. 30 Things You Need To Accomplish By The Time You’re 76 (Dog Years)

5. He Was Told He Was A Good Boy Every Day For A Year. Watch His Dramatic Transformation From Ratchet To Lapdog 

6. A Pair Of Shelter Dogs Explain How Orange Is The New Black Is Glamorizing The Pound

7. 16 Chihuahuas That Just Can’t Even Right Now

8. This Dog Neutered Himself And Put It On Vine

9. 18 Mistakes Everyone Makes When Decorating Their First Dog House

10. 26 Dogs Discuss The Fire Hydrant They Swore Was “The One”

11. Quiz: Which Homeward Bound Character Best Describes Your Love Life?

12. Just Because I’m A Siberian Husky Doesn’t Mean I Have To Be Shaved For Summer

13. Why I Stopped Chasing Cats And Started Chasing My Dreams

14. Confession: I Have Rabies And My Partner Doesn’t Know About It