The Environmental Protection Agency Asks Its Employees To Stop Pooping In The Hallways
For some reason, employees at the Environmental Protection Agency have been pooping in the hallways.
EPA Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor sent out an email regarding this odd behavior along with clogging up toilets.
“Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals,” the email said.
A workplace violence expert was brought in as a consultant, who explained that this behavior was in fact “dangerous” and that the individual — or individuals — responsible for the unsanitary infractions would “escalate their behaviors.”
Unfortunately for the public, the EPA have since remained silent regarding the issue. One can only assume it is to keep the mudslingers at bay. 
