The 50 Best Tweets About The Girl From Beyond Scared Straight‘s Eyebrow
As the episode unfolded, the best minds of Twitter convened to obsess over the eyebrow of a female cast member named Gabi.
By 
Jim Goad
Last night marked the season finale of Beyond Scared Straight, which is apparently a reality show designed to frighten the ever-lovin’ squirming shit out of wayward youths who are considering embarking on a lifelong path of drugs, self-mutilation, and facial scabs. As the episode unfolded, the best minds of Twitter convened to obsess over the eyebrow of a female cast member named Gabi. 
1.
Did anybody else see that bitches eyebrow on #BeyondScaredStraight Hahah Lookin like she forgot to trim it before she left… Crazy AF #LMAO
— Tyler (@SleepyFukkinG) April 25, 2014
2.
Tf wrong with her eyebrow. #BeyondScaredStraight
— Juice Ma$ta Cam. (@letripleOG) April 25, 2014
3.
Why this girl got a pregnant caterpillar as a eyebrow #BeyondScaredStraight
— Hippie Ginger (@CusImWhiteHuh) April 25, 2014
4.
I hope they tell us what's wrong w/ that white girl eyebrow at the end #BeyondScaredStraight
— DEE . . (@_deecaple) April 25, 2014
5.
This eyebrow is serious! #BeyondScaredStraight pic.twitter.com/jWXtfCTAaW
— Just some random guy (@MikesSoSavvy) April 25, 2014
6.
i don't understand how they can even talk to her , i would've been bullying her about her eyebrow the whole time 😂 #BeyondScaredStraight
— mayy 6th ♡ (@xo_ForeverLoved) April 25, 2014
7.
I'm confused on what's wrong with that girl eyebrow.. #BeyondScaredStraight .
— jay♡. (@_iRoxxDaKiTTY) April 25, 2014
8.
Those inmates need to stop their making Gabby's eyebrow cry #BeyondScaredStraight
— BaKonWoN ThE CHeF‼️ (@ChaRLeZHuSsLe81) April 25, 2014
9.
Her eyebrow gone stop me from watching the rest of this episode man #BeyondScaredStraight
— Elijah Holloway (@MrLemonPepper) April 25, 2014
10.
i still cant get over this thot eyebrow #BeyondScaredStraight
— EL Chapo (@idamion) April 25, 2014
11.
Watching #BeyondScaredStraight and this girl eyebrow is really annoying me like girl ✋
— Bay ❤️ (@baylieelovee) April 25, 2014
12.
That eyebrow bout to distract for the rest of the show😂😂#BeyondScaredStraight
— ℂοςαιηε ℂανιαr (@Ashl33Mini) April 25, 2014
13.
Lovoria's eyebrows are arched like the McDonald's sign. The Puerto Rican eyebrow syndrome is real #BeyondScaredStraight
— Francesca Davis (@FrankieVtotheD) January 13, 2012
14.
On #BeyondScaredStraight, you're there for a reason. Like maybe you sell drugs. Or maybe your mom has an eyebrow ring. Both are valid.
— Haley Allen (@HaleyAllen21) February 1, 2012
15.
Girls eyebrow on #BeyondScaredStraight is jaaacked! Wtf
— Rae Carter (@RaeAnnCarter) April 25, 2014
16.
Sooo… What's up with this girl's eyebrow? #BeyondScaredStraight
— A.♡ (@_IVeverME_) April 25, 2014
17.
Can someone please explain to me why this girl on #BeyondScaredStraight has one huge eyebrow and one… http://t.co/jpeFKCjjlq
— Lisa Cooke (@LisaDanielle123) April 25, 2014
18.
"@tunaman84: WTF is with this girls eyebrow on #BeyondScaredStraight?! It's really grossing me out pic.twitter.com/2QFUHujG7o" @jaronmLeGrair
— IG:karlosechelon_ (@KarlosEchelon) April 25, 2014
19.
HOW ARE THESE INMATES IGNORING HER EYEBROW 😩😩😩 #BeyondScaredStraight
— Beliciaaaaa (@beliciamonique) April 25, 2014
20.
Never thought an eyebrow could hurt my brain SO much. #beyondscaredstraight #beyondeyebrow
— ß+∂(z²-i)n×g₃=a (@kaPKF) April 25, 2014
21.
Did she do one eyebrow, and then her tweezers broke? I'm perplexed. #BeyondScaredStraight
— Carrie Reisser (@babserella2778) April 25, 2014
22.
Why her eyebrow like 🐛 😳 #BeyondScaredStraight
— StreetTeam♥️ (@youwantsomeMorg) April 25, 2014
23.
“@AwShitLeigha: Wtf wrong with gal eyebrow though #BeyondScaredStraight” MAN I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
— Diesel (@iGoHAM_79) April 25, 2014
24.
#BeyondScaredStraight shorty eyebrow big as hell lol
— A.R.G #NoDayzOffEnt (@ARGNODAYZOFF) April 25, 2014
25.
#BeyondScaredStraight – that girl's eyebrow has me fucked up several different ways. WHO da hell was sexing her little ugly ass???
— MistaChuckD (@shame_23) April 25, 2014
26.
Lmao niggas said that's a damn caterpillar on her eyebrow #BeyondScaredStraight
— #FuckDot (@ThatLameRetha) April 25, 2014
27.
#BeyondScaredStraight that eyebrow is intimidating me. And she gets date, DAMN. Guess it is true men /boys will sleep with anybody
— Heartless Behavior (@BullshitKillz) April 25, 2014
28.
#beyondscaredstraight what's up with the white girls big eyebrow?
— ILLEGO Media (@illegoapparel) April 25, 2014
29.
Wtf is wrong with this bitch's eyebrow? #BeyondScaredStraight
— Bad Girl RiRi (@riacake) April 25, 2014
30.
What in the hell is wrong with her eyebrow? #BeyondScaredStraight
— ♊Flawless ♊ (@Fiercegemini) April 25, 2014
31.
“@ThatboiLuie bruh look at her fucking eyebrow dawg. 😂😂😭😭 #BeyondScaredStraight pic.twitter.com/GIXTiCkywS”
— Matthew Molina (@MatthewM90_) April 25, 2014
32.
“Gabby from #beyondscaredstraight look like the hunchback of notre dame pic.twitter.com/yO4DRn9UM4”eww her eyebrow made me itchy@YYoWeaveSoStiff
— IG: Desh_Ferg (@LetMeTweetTho) April 25, 2014
33.
I know this about fixing these bad kids but couldn't someone fix this little girls nasty eyebrow? Like what. #BeyondScaredStraight
— Teen Queen (@unorthodoxities) April 25, 2014
34.
So this hairy eyebrow bitch hit her principal with a pancake?? #BeyondScaredStraight
— shaquile (@2quartarz) April 25, 2014
35.
I cannot breathe “@Mixtual: Why does this girl on #BeyondScaredStraight have one Wooly Mammoth eyebrow? pic.twitter.com/zLWISxtnKf”
— cheyenne ☯ (@chey_subero) April 25, 2014
36.
“@MindyobiznesHoe: That birth mark on ole gul eyebrow is serious da fuck #BeyondScaredStraight” Yooo I thought it was just a punk rock tat
— DoughBezzy ♎️ (@GetmboyDough) April 25, 2014
37.
i'm glad that white girl changed,but why her daddy ain't get her eyebrow done WTF! it's STILL huge reward her sheesh! #BeyondScaredStraight
— lovelyti (@lovelyti) April 25, 2014
38.
“@BlameItOnTINY_: there goes that turd on her eyebrow . lol #BeyondScaredStraight”
Lmfao!!!
— IG: TWIN GATEZ (@TWINGATEZ) April 25, 2014
39.
its a earth worm inside that bitch eyebrow mystery solved #BeyondScaredStraight
— EL Chapo (@idamion) April 25, 2014
40.
Lmao she got a thick ass eyebrow tho #BeyondScaredStraight <<< 😳✋😒
— May9✌ (@Dreadhead_ApL) April 25, 2014
41.
Gabby I can't focus on your story because of that FFFFFFFUCKED up eyebrow of yours! #BeyondScaredStraight
— ♡M a k a v E l l y♡ (@_EllyBanelly) April 25, 2014
42.
Does shawty girl know what an eyebrow wax is?! What the shit?! #BeyondScaredStraight
— lameNay. (@Naayyy__) April 25, 2014
43.
Wtf is goin on wit ole girls eyebrow?! #BeyondScaredStraight
— Princess Camara (@one_love_lynai) April 25, 2014
44.
Don't nobody wanna party with your caterpillar eyebrow girl.
#beyondscaredstraight
— ChloeLee (@sha_cloclo1) April 25, 2014
45.
Can't tell if this girls eyebrow game is weak or if it's a birthmark kinda thing…. #BeyondScaredStraight pic.twitter.com/NACDirSMdW
— Kianna Clark (@KiannaClark44) April 25, 2014
46.
"@Cherries_OnTop: That One Eyebrow Is So Fuckin Uglyyy 😐😕 #BeyondScaredStraight"
— Nate (@NateTheBossMG) April 25, 2014
47.
Lmao what's wrong with that white girls eyebrow on beyond scared straight? Lmao! 😂🙊😂🙉😂🙊😂 #BeyondScaredStraight
— JacobyShaw (@Jacoby145) April 25, 2014
48.
Gabby and her fucked up eyebrow about to go looking for the D as soon as she leaves the program. #BeyondScaredStraight
— ♡M a k a v E l l y♡ (@_EllyBanelly) April 25, 2014
49.
They put that lil girl on TV with her eyebrow messed up like that! #BeyondScaredStraight 😂
— Quentin (@_QTip) April 25, 2014
50.
That bitch eyebrow still fucked up lol #BeyondScaredStraight
— Bathsalts Shawty (@BathsaltsShawty) April 25, 2014
