25 Best Code Words For Being On Your Period
- Shark Week
- Surfing the crimson wave (will never go out of style.)
- Having your garage painted
- Joining the cast of Pad Men
- Baby is in the corner
- Birthing a blood diamond
- On Wednesdays we wear pink
- Paging Edward Cullen
- Parting the Red Sea
- Kelly Kapowski can’t make it to cheerleading practice
- The tomato soup is on the boil
- Red Wedding
- Red sails in the sunset
- Being dishonorably discharged from the Uterine Navy
- Riding the cotton pony
- Postponing your visit to Maury, aka, Not The Father Week
- Carrie at the prom
- Miss Scarlett has returned to Tara
- Rusty pipes
- Ordering clams with red sauce
- Smoking a lady cigar
- Massacre at the Y
- Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
- The Great Flood Cometh
- Cleansing your palate
