Video: Local News NAILS Chupacabra Report, Convinces No One
"The first reported attacks occurred in March 1995 in Puerto Rico. In this attack, eight sheep were discovered dead, each with three puncture wounds in the chest area and completely drained of blood."
I have no idea how this isn’t national news already and I’m upset that it isn’t. I will be writing to various editors, that I can promise.
If you don’t know what a Chupacabra is then, frankly, I don’t want to be your friend. I also don’t want to be your friend if you aren’t willing to pretend you believe in Sasquatch or dimensional travel via ancient Central America pyramids.
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I’m an equal opportunity grump like that and that’s why Mississippi’s WJTV Channel 12 has blown me away with their awesome coverage of an alleged discovered and subsequently shot to death Chupacabra (aka Goat Sucker…). The reporter makes the absolute most of what is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity, reporting on cryptozoological beasts killed with a shotgun while barely stifling a desire to heckle his subjects endlessly. 
