50 Songs Of The Summer
1. “Moaning AC Units” by Basement Apartment
2. “Assholes Screaming” by Outside Every Bar
3. “Torn ACL” by Random Sprinkler
4. “Making Out” by Rooftop Access
5. “Coca-Cola Tallboy” by PLEASExist!
6. “Friend Fatigue” by Endless Sleepovers
7. “Butt Sweat” by $hhhh
8. “Recommendations for You” by The Netflix Instant
9. “Sunburned” by Impromptu Naps in Lawnchairs
10. “Regrets” by Daiquiris
11. “Travel Plans” by Friends with Money
12. “You’re My #1 Fan” by The Electricity Bills
13. “A Nightmare Manifests” by Outdoor Concert
14. “Work Cardigan” by Corporate Employee
15. “Plastic Cup of Ice” by The Bodega
16. “Sand in My ***** and ***” by Beach Sex
17. “Just Fuckin’ With You” by The Weathermen
18. “Foot Meet Urine” by Urban Flip Flops
19. “The Subway Melted/This is Hell” by M.T.A.
20. “Shit We Canceled” by Broadcast Television
21. “Mysterious Liquid” by Air Conditioners Or Something Worse
22. “Towels on the Seats” by Traumatized Thighs
23. “Explosions and Probably Aliens” by Hollywood Blockbuster
24. “Traffic” by Long Weekend
25. “Jorts, Mothafucka” by No Joke
26. “Chest Gash” by Slip N’ Slide
27. “My Blood is Fla-Vor-Ice” by Box of 100
28. “Pit Stains” by Grey Clothing
29. “Funnier As An Idea” by Kiddie Pool
30. “Everyone Knows What’s Inside” by Inevitable Hot Dog Discussion
31. “It’s Not the Heat, It’s Me” by The Humidity
32. “Don’t Go Outside This Month” by The Heat
33. “Oh, Only Two Syringes” by Conveniently Located Beach
34. “Connecticut Forever” by Pink Chino and The Boat Shoes
35. “The Deepest V” by Thin Mustachioed Barista
36. “We Live Here Now” by Grocery Store Freezer Section
37. “It Already Looks Like Throw Up” by Sangria
38. “Bathing Suit Bra” by Laundry in Autumn
39. “BYOBBQ” by Charcoal Grills
40. “Too Hot to Care” by The Public Pool
41. “The Perfect Summer Body” by Last Month’s Magazines
42. “Giant Sunglasses” by Tilting Girls
43. “The Sound of Your Sanity Devolving” by Ice Cream Trucks
44. “$1 for Your Guilt” by Lemonade Stand Kids
45. “Indistinguishable Fireworks” by The Instagram Essentials
46. “Rapping About Sex” by Indispensible Summer Jam
47. “Yelling About Drugs” by Potential Summer Anthem
48. “Surprise Orgasm” by Random Cool Breeze
49. “SPF 2013” by Very Pale Featuring U.V. Rays
50. “Whatever Reminds You of Your Summer Fling” by The Point of Pop Music