Used TSA ‘Grope Gloves’ Surface on Ebay for $0.99

Someone evidently went through the trash at an airport security area and is selling the discarded rubber gloves TSA employees now use to ‘grope’ passengers on Ebay. Why does this make me feel depressed?

The auction’s currently at zero bids and the starting price is 99 cents. The seller, orpiks1, has 100% positive feedback and doesn’t have anything else up for sale.