Questions I Have For Celebrities
KATIE HOLMES:
What took you so long?
OPRAH:
Why hasn’t Steadman put a ring on it?
LINDSAY LOHAN:
You know you can stay home some nights, right?
MADONNA:
Why are you so pissed about everything?
BRITNEY:
Would it kill you to sing live just once?
KIM KARDASHIAN:
Why are you famous?
JOHN TRAVOLTA:
Do you ask all of them?
STEVEN TYLER:
You’re on something, right?
AMANDA BYNES:
You’re on something, right?
TRACY MORGAN:
You’re on something, right?
BLAKE LIVELY:
Who are you again?
MARIAH CAREY:
Who dresses you?
MITT ROMNEY:
Why should I vote for you?
BARACK OBAMA:
Why should I vote for you?
AMERICAN PICKERS GUYS:
You two spend a lot of time in that van together, don’t you?
KEITH OLBERMANN:
Ever think maybe the problem is you?
RYAN LOCHTE:
How about you stop talking and just look good?
SNOOKI:
Are you sure you should keep it?
EXECUTIVES WHO PUT HONEY BOO BOO ON TV:
Really?
MAURY POVICH:
You’re still on the air?
ALL AMERICAN WOMEN:
What’s the deal with Ryan Gosling?
KATY PERRY:
Do all those songs sound alike to you too?
RANDY TRAVIS:
Do you think it’s time to quit drinking?
KATHLEEN TURNER:
So, what happened to your career?
MEG RYAN:
So, what happened to your career?
GEENA DAVIS:
So, what happened to your career?
ANDERSON COOPER:
Did you really think we didn’t know all along?