Year: 2012
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Just Tell Me How You Feel
Living in doubt can be addictive, it can give a sense of burning hopefulness that, as long as it is not extinguished completely, can sustain someone for years on end.
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A Letter To The Person Who Led Me On
You wanted things from me and you knew how I felt about you and you used those feelings and you used me. So I want you to know how I…
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Reasons Why Apple Store Employees Would Make The Best Boyfriends Ever
The moment you step foot into an Apple store, you are bombarded with a bunch nerdy dudes named like “Steve” or “Dan” dressed in blue tee shirts and beyond eager…
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Things You Can Change Vs Things You Can’t
You can't guarantee that you will always be in a certain weight range. You can't ensure perfect skin, or find a diet and exercise regime that works without fail.
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Some Advice To Men Who Are Going Bald
Words are thoughts, and thoughts shape emotions. If you tell yourself you’re a bald ugly loser with a speckled egglike head, you’ll be right. If you tell yourself you’re a…
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Taylor Swift Is A Psycho
Remember when Taylor bought the house across the street from the Kennedy's just so she could be closer to Conor? This was, like after a MONTH of dating him. She…
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17 Surefire Ways To Lose Weight
Get some of Rachel Zoe's horse tranquilizer pills that she used to feed Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton back in the day. It's not FDA-approved but it has been approved…
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18 Signs You’re Doing Better Than You Think
You make some headway on a project you're working on but beat yourself up that you didn't finish it or do as much as you'd have liked to. Some people…
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23 Signs You’ve Got A Toxic Friend
You often find yourself saying "but we've known each other forever..." to justify keeping the relationship alive.
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15 Signs You’re In A Dead End Relationship
You learn of monumental, noteworthy personal facts that would’ve remained secrets had you not stumbled upon them coincidentally.
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I Want You Because
I want you because you and I, the thought of you and I. Those letters forming those words, those words sticking together, the jellyfish swell and shrink in my chest…
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10 Game of Thrones Guys And Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them
Theon is a man who has something to prove. Everyone from his father to the hooker he secretly pretends is his girlfriend is someone he wants to put on a…
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9 People You Become When You’re Drunk
This music is so good and is cutting through your heart like an infomercial knife through a series of vegetables -- time to weep silently as you rock back and…
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5 Things College Students Always Talk About
Undergrad is really just one big weekend stretched out over 4 to 6 years, depending on how many tests you make it to between the tequila shots.
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25 Little-Known Facts About Hocus Pocus
Of all of her films, Bette Midler claims that Hocus Pocus is still her favorite.
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15 Bad Things Even The Nicest People Do
Keep an extra bill that the cashier mistakenly included in their change.
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How To Live Alone For The First Time
One of my favorite things to do back in the day was burn a ton of incense, blast annoying riot grrrl music and run around in an XL shirt/nightgown. I…